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God was looking down on Earth and saw all the misbehaving that was going on. He was not pleased. So he called one of his angels to go to Earth and investigate.

When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth. All are misbehaving, except for 36 righteous people.'

God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I should send down another angel, to get a second opinion'. And He did so.

When the second angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it's true. It is very bad on Earth. All are misbehaving, except for 36 righteous people.'

God then decided to e-mail these 36, to encourage them, to keep them going so they don't lose hope.

Do you know what the e-mail said ?

No?




OK. Just checking. I didn't get one either.
 

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A man who has finally made it in business treats himself to a new Lamborghini. After buying it, he feels guilty so he goes to the Orthodox Rabbi and asks for a mezuzah for the Lamborghini.

"You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks.

"It's a Lamborghini,"

"What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.

"A sports car."

"What? That's blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a mezuzah for a sports car? Go to the Conservatives!"

Well, the man is disappointed, but goes to the Conservative Rabbi and asks for a mezuzah.

"You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks.

"For my Lamborghini", the man replies.

"What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.

"A car, a sports car."

"What kind of sports car?" asks the Rabbi.

"Italian."

"What? That is blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a mezuzah for a Goyishe car? Go to the Reform!"

Again, the man feels guilty and disappointed, but goes to the Reform Rabbi.

"Rabbi," he asks, "I'd like a mezuzah for my Lamborghini."

"You have a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.

"You know what it is?" says the man.

"Of course! It's a fantastic Italian sports car. What's a mezuzah?"

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